Having a chat with the 11 year old son yesterday; he was trying to recall the name of the amusement park in Pittsburgh. I told him Kennywood Park- and he said, "oh, yeah... I thought it was Kennedywood."
This is not a bad idea. We have Dollywood, a Hard Rock Park, and even a proposed Ben & Jerry's Theme Park. Why not the family of Camelot? I humbly submit a few suggestions:
Kennedywood Park: Attractions:
The Chappaquiddick Water Adventure
Michael's Ski-N-Slide Thrill Coaster
The Joe Kennedy Boat Ride and Refreshment Stand
Rose's Fun House
The Patrick Kennedy Bumper Cars
Sirhan Sirhan's Shooting Gallery
Maria Shriver Presents: "The Gropinator:4D Experience"
The JFK Jr. "L'il Captains' Plane Ride"
And for relaxing afterwards:
The William Kennedy Smith Bar and Beach Walk
and The Grassy Knoll Picnic Area
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2 comments:
Bitingly clever.
And, don't forget Twitty City, may it rest in amuse park peace.
Well done ER. And thanks for posting!
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